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Brand New Obsession

Sat Dec 12, 2009, 9:42 PM

_{I have a brand new yaoi...and EPIC brand new yaoi...so graphic and hot with so much sexy dialogue and the plot is sweeter than any yaoi I've read. To me it's better than even Junjo Romantica. Maybe it's because it's the first interracial couple with a black man that looks incredibly hot. Maybe it's because the way this writer portrayed both of the characters and how they looked like actual men (I tend to go for yaoi that has men look like men, not children or boobless girls with pen0rs). Maybe it was because it was a jail yaoi and I had been craving one for a while.... WHO GIVES A FUCK?

All I can say is that the fucking story was fucking hot and I recommend it to ALL OF YOU! Not only is this graphic but it has an awesome plot. If you liked Enzai I highly recommend this to you...and even if you didn't READ IT DAMN YOU!

I would totally want to see this as an anime god damn it! It would be the HOTTEST anime out their next to Ai No Kusabi and it would probably be as graphic as Sensitive Pornography...but ACTUALLY WITH A FREAKING PLOT! God, I want this yaoi so bad. And the best part is that it's getting licensed in America by 801 Media and is being published as a book that's over 300 pages. It comes out in June 2010. AND I WANT IT BEFORE I GO TO COLLEGE! DAMN IT!

So now your asking..."Tanuki, what is fucking manga called then so I can look at it." Well, it called Under Grand Hotel. I'll give ya the link after this. Now here is my own summary on this manga:

Sen is a Japanese student who was thrown in jail for murdering his lover's husband. He soon finds out that jail is an extremely dangerous place and was in danger up until the shutcall, Swordfish. In order to survive, Sen basically tells Swordfish to make him his bitch. Awesomeness ensues.

To tell you the truth it would be impossible to summarize all the books combined. There a lot of plots and twists and characters. Wonderful sexy characters....but I must warn you, this yaoi is not for the weak hearted... These are real men (thank god) and the most stereotypical uke is a guy name Norman, who doesn't even fit the standard really. This book also has lots of rape in it...seeing as it is prison...

Link to the Manga-----> [link]

Tis sweetness, and again I urge you to read it you won't be disappointed... I wasn't. And I'm very picky with my yaoi (believe it or not).}

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Mood: Mesmerized
Listening to: Asain Kung-Fu Genration-Shindoukaku
Reading: Under Grand Hotel
Watching: Dogs 101
Playing: Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Blue
Drinking: Grape Soda

I'm ALIVE!

Sat Dec 5, 2009, 7:48 PM

_{Yes,I haven't posted my crap in a long time. The reason I've been busy. Chemistry is kicking my ass, quiet literally and my gym teacher (yes gym teacher) is being a big o' mega bitch that needs to take a Midol...or probably not because her ovaries are probably like dried raisins...

Yeah I hate her...

On a happier note, I just got accepted to ISU (Illinois State University). Well technically, I have to pass English then I'm truly accepted, but still... FUCK YEAH! I hope I can get into University Of Illinois, but I'm not really sure. If I am accepted it's just going to be a little harder to pick which one I'm going to. Of course I would be done with applying to colleges (PRAISE JESUS!) but then I have to continue to apply for scholarships @_@. I didn't feel this much stress in Junior year. Fuck...

Now the other reason I haven't been on DA, is because i can't really find a reason to go on =_=. I ain't allowed in the chats for some dumbass reason. I think I said 'rape' and got kicked out. *shrugs* and I haven't really done any digital art that is worth putting up...or allowed >_>; The people I rp with seem to be gone so I don't go here to rp and a lot of my favorite artist here don't even post or stopped doing the really awesome work and started doing fanwork... I'm finding no reason to get on...

Anyways, just let you guys know I is alive!}

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Mood: Content
Listening to: Asain Kung-Fu Genration-Shindoukaku
Reading: Them Dudes & Epic Adventures of TJ and Amel
Watching: George Lopez
Playing: Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Blue
Eating: Fries
Drinking: Moutain Dew Code Red

INTERVIEW WITH MODERN BOYS!!!

Wed Jul 22, 2009, 11:27 AM

Stole from someones journal...should be amusing... Just like the Tanuki interview if you can remember, but a bit more extensive.

RULES:
1. Choose a few of your own characters. Five at the most.
2. Make them answer the following questions.
3. Then tag at least three people.
4. Feel free to go ahead and add (a) question(s) yourself!!

CHARACTERS:
Minako
Ken
Zack
Rogue (Yeah someone you haven't seen yet in my story who will be making an appearance.)
Latasha (A woman yeah)

Who/What are you?
Ken: What the hell kinda question is that?
Minako: Just answer the damn question... I'm Minako Ki, pleasure to meet you.
Rogue:...I'm a student...
Latasha: I'm your worse nightmare! *chuckles*
Zack: Oh an introduction? Well I'm Zackery, but call me Zack. And it's safe to say that we are all students from the same high school.

You want a hug?
Minako: Um... *figits* no thanks...
Ken: Fucking right.*grabs Minako possessively*
Minako: Ken >_>;
Latasha: Ooh?
Minako: =_=
Rogue: Please do not touch...
Latasha: I don't like being touched! Get away D:
Zack: Man all of you are terrible people! I wouldn't mind a hug, hugs make the world go round.

You got any bad habits?
Minako: I don't have any...
Ken: Bull shit! You clean everything that's out of order.
Zack: He has you there Bunny. Your so OCD.
Latasha: *giggles*
Minako: Whatever... if cleaning is a bad habit then fine. I rather clean everything than smoke pot. *glares at Ken*
Ken: That ain't a bad habit! Pot is good for you.
Minako: Are you kidding me!?
Rogue:...my havit is...not talking much...
Latasha: That's easy to break! Just talk more, Red.
Rogue:... *glares at Latasha*
Zack: My habit is candy....eat lots of that and partying. Hell ya!
Latasha: It's a habit but not a bad habit. I read yaoi.
Minako: Your right, that's not a bad habit...what's bad is that you associate everything with yaoi!
Latasha: That's not a bad either damn it >

Are you a boy or a girl?
Ken: I have a dick...nuff said.
Minako: A man.
Ken: Barely...
Minako: Shut up.
Zack: Yeah for penises!
Latasha: *sigh* Stop making me feel bad...
Zack: *hugs Latasha* Don't feel bad La-La.
Latasha: *cries*
Rogue: *blinks* I am man...

Do you have any brothers or sisters?
Minako: Only child.
Ken: Lucky bastard. I have a younger sister.
Latasha: Yeah...I have an older sister.
Zack: I have a younger brother and two twin sisters... but I don't see them anymore...
Rogue: I have one younger vrother. He's two years younger than me...

Are you a virgin?
Ken: Take a good look at me and ask that question again.
Minako: Ah....
Ken: *smirks* What Minako? Ain't ya going to answer the question.
Minako: Shut up...
Latasha: *hugs Minako* No reason to be ashamed. I'm a virgin.
Minako:....
Ken: *sniggers* He's ashamed that he's been far from a virgin for months.
Latasha: Uh?...
Minako: Nothing...
Zack: *laughs* Haven't been a virgin for a very long time, hun.
Rogue: No...

Who's your crush/mate/spouse/etc.?
Ken: ...
Minako: ... *glares at Ken*
Rogue: ... I crush on Minako and Zack
Ken: ... oAo; what???
Rogue: *nods*
Minako: Oh...*blush* well...
Zack: Oh god...really? *leans closer to Rogue*
Latasha: oh... the yaoi is stong with this one!
Ken: *Glares at Rogue*
Rogue: *Smirks at Ken*
Zack: Oh my...things are getting heavy...
Latasha: I know! I wonder why...
Minako: *coughs*

Do you have any kids?
Ken: *Snort* Hopefully not.
Minako: Ken... don't you use protections?
Ken: Nope ^-^
Minako: *sigh* I wouldn't have children. Maybe adoption or something else...
Zack: Kids ruin the party... that is why guys should fuck guys. No kids!
Latasha: No...no no no no....
Rogue: I have no children...

What's your favorite food?
Minako: OH GOD SHRIMP! *licks lips*
Ken: *stare's at Minako* Damn...
Minako: What>
Ken: That was hot
Minako: *blush* oh...
Latasha: Stop speaking in Japanese. I can't understand you! oAo
Ken: That was the point, smart one.
Latasha: Fine! *turns away from Ken* I like candy!
Zack: *nods* Yes, that and Vietnamese food.
Ken: I like Yokan... really good.
Rogue:... Ice cream

Have you ever killed anyone?
Zack: Why would we tell you something like that?
Minako: Yeah, wouldn't we get arrested right away.
Ken: They couldn't prove shit.
Rogue: I might have...
Zack, Minako, Latasha: Wha? o_o;
Rogue: *nods* yeah...
Minako:...Well...that's...frightening...
Latasha: Yeah...I've only threatened to bring the wrath of yaoi on stupid people. Haven't actually killed them...
Ken: *To Latasha* You need help...

Have you ever destroyed things?
Rogue: I might have...
Ken: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Rogue: *blinks*
Minako: *scoots away from Rogue*
Zack: Whoa man is that bad in Russia?
Rogue: No, Russia is not bad at all. I wish I was there, instead of veing in the states.
Ken: Good... go back to fucking Russia.
Rogue: *glares at Ken*
Ken: *glares back*
Minako: This...is...awkward...
Latasha: Yeah...Let's talk about man sex!
Minako: And that's not anymore awkward? =_=;
Latasha: Of course not! 8D

Do you hate/dislike anyone?
Ken: I'm starting to hate this bastard right here. *points at Rogue*
Rogue: I'm not very fond of you myselv...*glares at Ken*
Minako: Guys, let's not start anything...
Zack: Yeah, can't we all just make love?
Minako: Not what I was going for, Zack =_=;
Latasha: I hate all yaoi haters!

Do you love anyone?
Ken: ...
Minako: *sigh* I think I do...they'll never tell me that they love me back though *looks at Ken*
Zack: Aw, Bunny... *hugs Minako*
Latasha: Oh D8 *joins the hug*
Ken: *glowers at the wall* I prefer not to answer...
Rogue: *to Minako* I could love you.
Minako: *blush*
Ken: Oh my god, I'm going to KILL you.
Latasha: ???
Zack: Oh dear...
Rogue: *smirks*

What is your job?
Minako: I work at Best Buy. Cheap anime.
Latasha: I'm to young to work.
Zack: Eh, I don't work... sometimes help my cousin Kyle out though and he gives me money for that.
Ken: I don't need to work. Dad gives me an allowance.
Rogue: Same...

What do you do to relax?
Ken: Smoke pot, cigs and drink. Fuck hot chicks...or my alternative...*grins at Minako*
Minako: *looks away* I write, or on the computer.
Ken: You forgot spreading your legs for me.
Minako: Oh my god, Ken.
Latasha: What did he say?
Minako: Nothing... =_=
Latasha: *sighs* NEVER TELL ME NOTH'EN
Zack: Party, go to raves and gay bars and hook up.
Rogue: Reading and studing. A good vottle of vodka is good too.

There's a person who's teasing you, what would you do?
Minako: Typical... just ignore it.
Zack: Yeah I just ignore it.
Ken: Won't be teasing me for long with their neck broken.
Rogue: They will regret it...
Latasha: I YAOI SMACK THEIR ASSES!

Ever broken the law?
Minako: Rules are their for a reason. They have to be fallowed.
Ken: Wow... Minako...you suck.
Minako: *sighs*
Ken: Broken the law many times.
Zack: I have broken it a lot to, I'm afraid.
Latasha: I'm fourteen and I read 18+ yaoi. I guess I do break the law... and then their was the time I stole Enzai off the computer by torrent...I DID IT FOR THE YAOI!
Rogue: Yes...

What is your sexuality?
Zack: I wear rainbows... enough said.
Minako: I'd rather not say.
Latasha: GAY!
Minako: NO! Shut up, La-La. You don't know that.
Latasha: You don't date any girls and you blushed when Rogue said he crushed on you. Your GAY.
Minako: Oh my god...
Ken: *smirks* I'm straight.
Minako: Your bisexual.
Ken: Fuck that! I'm straight, I just fuck you because I like something new in the mix.
Minako: ]Meaning your Bi
Ken: Your just pissed that Latasha guessed what you are...
Minako: *sits back and pouts*
Rogue: *blinks* I'm homosexual.
Latasha: I'm a straight girl for gay rights! YEAH!

Favorite season?
Ken: Summer. Out of school and the weather is sweet. Take a girl up on a picnic and fuck her.
Minako: Wow, Ken....
Zack: I agree with Ken completely! Summer because you can fuck outside and it feels wonderful.
Minako: I like spring. Everything is coming alive and it gives me fuel to finish out the semester on a good note.
Rogue: Winter. I love snow. Reminds me of home...even though this winter is nothing compared to winters in Russia.
Latasha: I like the spring because the biggest Con in Chicago is in spring! FUCK YEAH!

Who's your best friend?
Minako: It would have to be Zack...
Zack: Yeah! It would be Minako. lol
Latasha: Oh yeah! Just forget me then!
Minako: Sorry, La-La.
Latasha: Lol. Don't worry about it. I was kidding. My best friend would be Daggy.
Ken: Dante and Ta-Ta. Their pretty cool. Can really let loose arund them.
Rogue: I left my friends in Russia...
Zack & Latasha: Aw... D8

What song best represents you?
Rogue: I haven't thought avout it...
Minako: Lake Michigan from Rogue Wave
Zack: Awesome! Mine is I believe in a Thing Called Love from The Darkness. Describes me to a T.
Latasha: Uh... I would have say......I dunno... I listen to way to many songs.
Ken: Riding on Shooting Star from The Pillows

So...what are you gonna do now that this is over?
Zack: It's over D8
Latasha: Aw...
Ken: Thank god! *stands up and lights a cigarette.* We're going Minako.
Minako: Uh... Where?
Ken: Away... to work on our '

roject'. Up now. *pulls Minako up by the arm.*
Minako: Wait! D8
Ken: *Drags Minako off to a room somewhere*
Latasha: They work on this project a lot. I wonder what the project is...
Zack: *giggles*
Rogue: *eyebrow twitches* Ew...

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Mood: Content
Listening to: Anthony Hamilton - Can't Let Go
Reading: Them Dudes
Watching: Meerkat Manner
Eating: Leftover Skittles
Drinking: Game Fuel

INTERVIEW WITH MODERN BOYS!!!

Wed Jul 22, 2009, 11:18 AM

Are you a boy or a girl?
Ken: I have a dick...nuff said.
Minako: A man.
Ken: Barely...
Minako: Shut up.
Zack: Yeah for penises!
Latasha: *sigh* Stop making me feel bad...
Zack: *hugs Latasha* Don't feel bad La-La.
Latasha: *cries*
Rogue: *blinks* I am man...

Do you have any brothers or sisters?
Minako: Only child.
Ken: Lucky bastard. I have a younger sister.
Latasha: Yeah...I have an older sister.
Zack: I have a younger brother and two twin sisters... but I don't see them anymore...
Rogue: I have one younger vrother. He's two years younger than me...

Are you a virgin?
Ken: Take a good look at me and ask that question again.
Minako: Ah....
Ken: *smirks* What Minako? Ain't ya going to answer the question.
Minako: Shut up...
Latasha: *hugs Minako* No reason to be ashamed. I'm a virgin.
Minako:....
Ken: *sniggers* [i]He's ashamed that he's been far from a virgin for months.[/i]
Latasha: Uh?...
Minako: Nothing...
Zack: *laughs* Haven't been a virgin for a very long time, hun.
Rogue: No...

Who's your crush/mate/spouse/etc.?
Ken: ...
Minako: ... *glares at Ken*
Rogue: ... I crush on Minako and Zack
Ken: ... oAo; what???
Rogue: *nods*
Minako: Oh...*blush* well...
Zack: Oh god...really? *leans closer to Rogue*
Latasha: oh... the yaoi is stong with this one!
Ken: *Glares at Rogue*
Rogue: *Smirks at Ken*
Zack: Oh my...things are getting heavy...
Latasha: I know! I wonder why...
Minako: *coughs*

Do you have any kids?
Ken: *Snort* Hopefully not.
Minako: Ken... don't you use protections?
Ken: Nope ^-^
Minako: *sigh* I wouldn't have children. Maybe adoption or something else...
Zack: Kids ruin the party... that is why guys should fuck guys. No kids!
Latasha: No...no no no no....
Rogue: I have no children...

What's your favorite food?
Minako: OH GOD SHRIMP! *licks lips*
Ken: *stare's at Minako* Damn...
Minako: What>
Ken: [i]That was hot[/i]
Minako: *blush* oh...
Latasha: Stop speaking in Japanese. I can't understand you! oAo
Ken: That was the point, smart one.
Latasha: Fine! *turns away from Ken* I like candy!
Zack: *nods* Yes, that and Vietnamese food.
Ken: I like Yokan... really good.
Rogue:... Ice cream

Have you ever killed anyone?
Zack: Why would we tell you something like that?
Minako: Yeah, wouldn't we get arrested right away.
Ken: They couldn't prove shit.
Rogue: I might have...
Zack, Minako, Latasha: Wha? o_o;
Rogue: *nods* yeah...
Minako:...Well...that's...frightening...
Latasha: Yeah...I've only threatened to bring the wrath of yaoi on stupid people. Haven't actually killed them...
Ken: *To Latasha* You need help...

Have you ever destroyed things?
Rogue: I might have...
Ken: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Rogue: *blinks*
Minako: *scoots away from Rogue*
Zack: Whoa man is that bad in Russia?
Rogue: No, Russia is not bad at all. I wish I was there, instead of veing in the states.
Ken: Good... go back to fucking Russia.
Rogue: *glares at Ken*
Ken: *glares back*
Minako: This...is...awkward...
Latasha: Yeah...Let's talk about man sex!
Minako: And that's not anymore awkward? =_=;
Latasha: Of course not! 8D

Do you hate/dislike anyone?
Ken: I'm starting to hate this bastard right here. *points at Rogue*
Rogue: I'm not very fond of you myselv...*glares at Ken*
Minako: Guys, let's not start anything...
Zack: Yeah, can't we all just make love?
Minako: Not what I was going for, Zack =_=;
Latasha: I hate all yaoi haters!

Do you love anyone?
Ken: ...
Minako: *sigh* I think I do...they'll never tell me that they love me back though *looks at Ken*
Zack: Aw, Bunny... *hugs Minako*
Latasha: Oh D8 *joins the hug*
Ken: *glowers at the wall* I prefer not to answer...
Rogue: *to Minako* I could love you.
Minako: *blush*
Ken: Oh my god, I'm going to KILL you.
Latasha: ???
Zack: Oh dear...
Rogue: *smirks*

What is your job?
Minako: I work at Best Buy. Cheap anime.
Latasha: I'm to young to work.
Zack: Eh, I don't work... sometimes help my cousin Kyle out though and he gives me money for that.
Ken: I don't need to work. Dad gives me an allowance.
Rogue: Same...

What do you do to relax?
Ken: Smoke pot, cigs and drink. Fuck hot chicks...or my alternative...*grins at Minako*
Minako: *looks away* I write, or on the computer.
Ken: [i]You forgot spreading your legs for me.[/i]
Minako: Oh my god, Ken.
Latasha: What did he say?
Minako: Nothing... =_=
Latasha: *sighs* NEVER TELL ME NOTH'EN
Zack: Party, go to raves and gay bars and hook up.
Rogue: Reading and studing. A good vottle of vodka is good too.

There's a person who's teasing you, what would you do?
Minako: Typical... just ignore it.
Zack: Yeah I just ignore it.
Ken: Won't be teasing me for long with their neck broken.
Rogue: They will regret it...
Latasha: I YAOI SMACK THEIR ASSES!

Ever broken the law?
Minako: Rules are their for a reason. They have to be fallowed.
Ken: Wow... Minako...you suck.
Minako: *sighs*
Ken: Broken the law many times.
Zack: I have broken it a lot to, I'm afraid.
Latasha: I'm fourteen and I read 18+ yaoi. I guess I do break the law... and then their was the time I stole Enzai off the computer by torrent...I DID IT FOR THE YAOI!
Rogue: Yes...

What is your sexuality?
Zack: I wear rainbows... enough said.
Minako: I'd rather not say.
Latasha: GAY!
Minako: NO! Shut up, La-La. You don't know that.
Latasha: You don't date any girls and you blushed when Rogue said he crushed on you. Your GAY.
Minako: Oh my god...
Ken: *smirks* I'm straight.
Minako: [i]Your bisexual.[/i]
Ken: [i]Fuck that! I'm straight, I just fuck you because I like something new in the mix.[/i]
Minako: [i]Meaning your Bi[/i]
Ken: [i]Your just pissed that Latasha guessed what you are...[/i]
Minako: *sits back and pouts*
Rogue: *blinks* I'm homosexual.
Latasha: I'm a straight girl for gay rights! YEAH!

Favorite season?
Ken: Summer. Out of school and the weather is sweet. Take a girl up on a picnic and fuck her.
Minako: Wow, Ken....
Zack: I agree with Ken completely! Summer because you can fuck outside and it feels wonderful.
Minako: I like spring. Everything is coming alive and it gives me fuel to finish out the semester on a good note.
Rogue: Winter. I love snow. Reminds me of home...even though this winter is nothing compared to winters in Russia.
Latasha: I like the spring because the biggest Con in Chicago is in spring! FUCK YEAH!

Who's your best friend?
Minako: It would have to be Zack...
Zack: Yeah! It would be Minako. lol
Latasha: Oh yeah! Just forget me then!
Minako: Sorry, La-La.
Latasha: Lol. Don't worry about it. I was kidding. My best friend would be Daggy.
Ken: Dante and Ta-Ta. Their pretty cool. Can really let loose arund them.
Rogue: I left my friends in Russia...
Zack & Latasha: Aw... D8

What song best represents you?
Rogue: I haven't thought avout it...
Minako: Lake Michigan from Rogue Wave
Zack: Awesome! Mine is I believe in a Thing Called Love from The Darkness. Describes me to a T.
Latasha: Uh... I would have say......I dunno... I listen to way to many songs.
Ken: Riding on Shooting Star from The Pillows

So...what are you gonna do now that this is over?
Zack: It's over D8
Latasha: Aw...
Ken: Thank god! *stands up and lights a cigarette.* We're going Minako.
Minako: Uh... Where?
Ken: Away... to work on our '

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Listening to: Anthony Hamilton - Can't Let Go
Reading: Them Dudes
Watching: Spongebob Squarepants
Eating: Leftover Skittles
Drinking: Game Fuel

HARRY POTTER = FUCK YEA!

Wed Jul 15, 2009, 8:41 AM

_{I loved the movie! OMG! I went to the premier yesterday...or today with and and one of Phantazmas's friends. It was awesome, with a few disappointing flaws...but It still was AWESOME.Granted I didn't agree with Ginny and Harry hooking up. It actually annoyed me (I have a rant about it making more since that Draco/Harry or even Harry/Luna making more sense.) but their were little yaoi parts that were awesome! Like when Ron was on the love potion and got in the bed with Harry. LOL I laughed my ass off. Then their was a part were Ron leaned close to Harry and was like "Are my lips chapped." I think most of my friends just looked at me. Draco had so many yaoi moments I couldn't count. SOMEHOW, Ron got sexy, and Harry has a nice butt... I'm such a damn perv damnit...

But their were some sad parts...I'm not a cryer. Didn't even cry at my grandpa and grandma's funeral (Not proud of it), so it's hard for me to break down into actual tears because of a movie or book. In this movie I damn near cried. When *spoiler* Dumbledore died and everyone was crying their eyes out. I wanted to do the same. It was so depressing at the end. NO HAPPY ENDING! And there will be virtually no happiness until the movies over now. Sadly.... I still hope they keep the humor. I defaintly recommend you see Harry Potter. You'll laugh, you'll cry, and if your a yaoi fan you'll even see a gay joke or two! GO SEE THE MOVIE.

Also recently I got banned from UberYaoi for saying the word 'RAPE'....omg......SO BAD!..Nazis...}